Spring Riding Fever

The school year is winding down, we're having some B-E-A-Utiful weather, and it is about time I got back in the saddle. I am soooo looking forward to it. Now, for the time being, I have to be sure to be safe. The last time I posted, it was right after an accident on the bike and I have had to get a new helmet. This is an essential purchase.  Why? Because you don't want this to happen.

BTW: I am curious to know why he would be riding with a front wheel that is so much bigger than the rear wheel. Did he "frankenbike" that?